Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Life is so much better after having sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
