and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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