haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Panties = found
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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