She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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