I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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