thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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