The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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