Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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