That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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