I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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