bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think your dad took our porno
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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