you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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