4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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