I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
the raccoons are back...
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