oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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