playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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