why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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