He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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