OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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