i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
