everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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