well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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