IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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