i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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