I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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