Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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