I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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