Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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