His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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