Dual....:-)
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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