i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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