just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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