He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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