You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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