Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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