Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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