i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
dude. I can hear the air.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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