I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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