my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
