therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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