Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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