I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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