So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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