Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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