they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You don't make any sense
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