Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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