what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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