fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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