I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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