I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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