Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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