Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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